What is a sloot?
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So, I know the burning question that everyone has been wondering is …
WHAT IS A SLOOT?!
Well, let me tell the story of how it all happened…
A long time ago in a suite far far away – in a valley in the state of Pennsylvania known as Lehigh – yes, the Lehigh Valley – there lived seven fabulous girls: Lisa and Jenna, Kate and Michelle, Trisha and Krista, and Amy (who was the RA, so she had a lonely single). These wonderful girls lived in the building known as Benfer in suite 305.
Now these girls had friends - such as Dany Guy - who would use inappropriate words as loving names for their friends – such as the word “Slut”. Hahaha. But no one in Benfer 305 was a “slut” because, let’s face it, they were too pretty. Kate and Lisa had superb boyfriends who didn’t go to the same college, but would come visit, but the other girls were just too pretty for the guys at Muhlenberg (or they were girls – so they weren’t the type some guys were looking for).
Some of the girls in the suite (I’m guessing Tricia and Shell) came up with the term “Sloot”, and then Amy started using it in her book long away messages. Well, the word spread like wild fire. These seven ordinary girls were no longer just suitemates – they were SLOOTS and PROUD OF IT.
So what exactly is a sloot, you may ask. Well, the simple term is any of suitemates or psudeo-suitemates of the 2005-2006 Benfer 305 Suite. But in actuality, a sloot is someone who is extremely pretty – who may or may not have a boyfriend – but who has a bunch of fabulous suitemates.
So the “Sloot Invasion” has taken over America, but don’t worry London…YOU’RE NEXT!
International Sloot Invasion 2006
((PS This is only MY take on what a sloot is. I'd like the other sloots to publish what their definition of a sloot is))
posted by ~* An Asian In London *~ @ 3:44 PM
1 Comments:
Thanks for that in-depth look at the meaning of sloot.
You're such a flippin sloot.
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