Tuesday, November 28, 2006

If you could shag one celebrity, who would it be and how far would you go?

Sloot Journal
0359 hrs.

“Who the fuck is Will? Who the fuck is Joel?!” – Ed talking to Mary and me as we walk to Sainsburys

Me: “I want to bed pretty late last night. I might take a nap…”
Mary: “Yeah. 4 AM!”
Me: How did you know?!
Mary: “I read your blog!”

So, Mary has a friend who I met and became friends with. We found out that she randomly bumped into Vince Vaughn and proceeded to spend a bar-hopping night with him followed by a casual invitation to his hotel suite. Stuff happened in between those satin sheets and next to the window overlooking the beautiful Budapest city (“everything but sex” – as Ed would say).
So, the topic of last evening was “If you met a famous star, would you shag him? How far would you go and who would it be?”
Mary’s answer was Christian Bale, but she wouldn’t go all the way with him.
I had some tough decisions. There’s Ewan McGregor. There’s Colin Firth. But then, there’s Hugh Jackman. Let’s be real for a second – Hugh Jackman is a theatre man – yet he’s straight (shut up, he’s straight). He is wonderful and is a delightful person to meet (yes, I met him two times, thank you very much). He can SING, he can DANCE, he has a sexy accent, and guess what? HE PLAYED WOLVERINE IN X-MEN. Yeah. Enough said – although, if I had been asked this twenty years ago, it would have been HARRISON FORD ALL THE WAY!
Ruby also voted Colin Firth. A+ Mr.Darcy.

So, six of us are going to see Avenue Q tonight. I am so excited. It’s going to be amazing.

I'm gonna get going. I'm gonna take a nap!

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