If you could shag one celebrity, who would it be and how far would you go?
Sloot Journal0359 hrs.
“Who the fuck is Will? Who the fuck is Joel?!” – Ed talking to Mary and me as we walk to Sainsburys
Me: “I want to bed pretty late last night. I might take a nap…”
Mary: “Yeah. 4 AM!”
Me: How did you know?!
Mary: “I read your blog!”
So, Mary has a friend who I met and became friends with. We found out that she randomly bumped into Vince Vaughn and proceeded to spend a bar-hopping night with him followed by a casual invitation to his hotel suite. Stuff happened in between those satin sheets and next to the window overlooking the beautiful Budapest city (“everything but sex” – as Ed would say).
So, the topic of last evening was “If you met a famous star, would you shag him? How far would you go and who would it be?”
Mary’s answer was Christian Bale, but she wouldn’t go all the way with him.
I had some tough decisions. There’s Ewan McGregor. There’s Colin Firth. But then, there’s Hugh Jackman. Let’s be real for a second – Hugh Jackman is a theatre man – yet he’s straight (shut up, he’s straight). He is wonderful and is a delightful person to meet (yes, I met him two times, thank you very much). He can SING, he can DANCE, he has a sexy accent, and guess what? HE PLAYED WOLVERINE IN X-MEN. Yeah. Enough said – although, if I had been asked this twenty years ago, it would have been HARRISON FORD ALL THE WAY!
Ruby also voted Colin Firth. A+ Mr.Darcy.
So, six of us are going to see Avenue Q tonight. I am so excited. It’s going to be amazing.
I'm gonna get going. I'm gonna take a nap!


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